why dont these words rhyme
THIS HAS MADE ME ANGRY MY ENTIRE LIFE
A rough-coated, dough-faced, thoughtful ploughman strode through the streets of Scarborough; after falling into a slough, he coughed and hiccoughed.
HOLY FUCK WHY
it’s 2013 why can’t i delete friends in real life
ok so it turns out what i was thinking of is called murder
yo can i get a vodka and caprisun
UK grading system
Time to move to the UK
Dude I would kill for that grading scale
So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized
Dr. Robert Evans
I looked it up
My dentist is Captain America’s dad
My doctor is JK Rowling’s husband.
JK Rowling’s husband has asked me if I am sexually active.
So we gon’ dance until we drop !
im gonna open a bar called ‘Old Sport’ themed entirely after the Jazz Age with a pool in the middle of the bar