cough
rough
though
through
why dont these words rhyme
THIS HAS MADE ME ANGRY MY ENTIRE LIFE
A rough-coated, dough-faced, thoughtful ploughman strode through the streets of Scarborough; after falling into a slough, he coughed and hiccoughed.
HOLY FUCK WHY
it’s 2013 why can’t i delete friends in real life
ok so it turns out what i was thinking of is called murder
UK grading system
75-100 A+
70-74 A
64-69 A-
60-63 B+
55-59 B
50-54 B-
46-49 C+
43-45 C
38-42 C-
35-37 D
0-34Time to move to the UK
Dude I would kill for that grading scale
So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized
Dr. Robert Evans
I looked it up
My dentist is Captain America’s dad
My doctor is JK Rowling’s husband.
JK Rowling’s husband has asked me if I am sexually active.
im gonna open a bar called ‘Old Sport’ themed entirely after the Jazz Age with a pool in the middle of the bar
